Saturday, May 28, 2005

Battle Royal At Mount Kare, an Epic Tale

One night in the mountains of wrightwood there was a cabin. In fact there were a whole bunch of cabins where the freshmen are underestamated in size and strategic powers and the upperclassmen think that they wouldn't attack.
After a few rounds of running into doors and tripping over random articles of clothing the junior class comes up with the brilliant idea to attack the freshmen cabin. they charged into the room attacking the innocent lower classmen and tearing them apart but when the freshmen came to their sences the battle really began. As john came running into the back end of the cabin to attack the disabled jeffrey Boyle he had no clue that there were many vicious freshmen ready to attack,unable to surpass the overwhelming power of the fighters the measly john wails "get offfffff me come on guys get offfffff" while at the same time another junior yells hey guys mr. hortons comeing! wich was an elabourate trick to evade the mighty power of the freshman class.
A few minutes passed by and a sole upperclassman walks into the freshman cabin to make fun of them and to temp them to fight on their home turf, their cabin. Due to the strategic genious of the freshman class because of watching too much of the history channel, they waited around 1.5 hours before invading the junior/senior cabin . the freshmen gathered into two waves of fighting masterminds and stealthily snuck into the cabin. after the last man was in a mighty war cry rang out into the air as the freshmen reaked havok onto the sleeping junors and seniors. as the fighting commenced alxeander the mediocre lifted bill out of the top bunk and flung him over the hanging lights to land on the ground in a complete daze. when the upper classmen awoke they sicked the mighty sam to demolish the freshmen troops when out of nowhere dustin throws sam out of a window* as the last of the freshmen leave the cabin the darren had already started coming up with lame excuses unto how the uperclassmen had won altoghether like "they were only in our room for 3 minutes" and much much more then later on the fighting died down and all that was left was to wait for breakfast


a highly biased reproduction of the freshmen Vs. battle by silas perez

* din not really happen the reality was that dustin was really slepping throught the whole thing and decided to brag about his valient efforts to the ladies in the morning.

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