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WHOA

2007-08-31T20:43:00.001-07:00

i havent posted in this blog for almost 2 years, wich is pretty crazy. in between then and now so much has happened theres no point in writing about it, especially because by the time i finished writing i would have more to write about. Current events are noteworthy though, reletivley recently I got a PS3 and a Wii (most recent). And like the majority of electronics i buy it went belly-up in the first few days of purchasing it, so im gunna go get a new one in the near future. In other news, i went to Hawai'i and some other places not quite as cool and got some sweet good quailty footage with my brand new Aiptek Go-Hd camera wich went semi-psychotic days after buying it. Luckily with a little coaxing and fidgeting i could get it to take footage evrey once-in-a-while. But the day after i get back i hook it up to my computer and attempt to load the video....and, you guessed it, didnt work. i try again and it starts loading and then stops. I keep getting error messages from windows telling me it cant find the directory (f:/..mov123.mov whatever) so i quit and try again later. After trying again later i finally come to the conclusion that the r-tarded camera not only killed itself completley but also destroyed my $99.98 8gb sd card as well. wich leaves me with about half of my videos from the trip. Wich is uber weaksauce. I decided to look for a data recovery service that could mabey get the rest of my stuff off of the memory card and i found this wonderfull place called Drive Savers that had a price that "averages at $900 a 'case'" so that was completley out of my league. And after that i just gave up. But after geting so shot down, i got the privilage to get to go to Siggraph in San Diego. The first thing i see after getting my little lanyard thing and my super-spam-swipe-card is this big red booth with a little "Drive Savers" sign on it. Wich gave me an idea; mabey if i talk to someone i will be able to find out a real price for the fixation of my sd card. So that i did, and i was once again disapointed after getting the price lowered from 900-ish to "hundreds of dollars" so it kinda stank. But Siggraph was really awesome and i cant wait to go when its in LA. Thats all i have energy to write so im out.....not like anyone reads this anyway (except for hottie69luvr that thinks my blog is cool and to check out her cam)

the powderpuff happened, but this aint bout it

2005-11-22T22:57:00.000-08:00

Wow im not really sure what to say, I just found out that I have a rare disease and have around 70-80 years left to live. As you can guess the news was pretty devastating to me, so it got me thinking about what I want to do before I die, and I made a choice, a choice that will change my life forever; I decided that one day I will, pick up a phone say "hello, sorry wrong number" and hang up, when no one really called, that goal might be tough but I think I can handle it. sometimes you just have to take a step back and smell the rain on the pavement, and to think that somewhere, somewhere way out in the distance, or maybe even quite near there is someone working on an essay worrying about their grade in English, history foreign languages, or any class, instead of doing something that they enjoy. For instance, maybe John Doe or Jane smith should call one of their friends planning to chat on the phone momentarily so they can make plans to visit each other to go get something to eat, and work on the essay while they're conversing at their meal. That’s just one circumstance that the average human faces that can be resolved in a manner that fits both the needs of the present and future.
Now I was sitting at the computer thinking of all the things the world threw at me today and I wondered what on earth I should post about. The truth is that the only reasons that you might read this blog is that A. you wanted to be entertained B. your stalking me. C. you are curious about my opinions on life. And D. the thought crossed your mind that you haven’t read any of my bogs and you wanted to see what’s going on in my life. But, you see, none of those reasons concern me at all. Now after regarding the previous I must ask a hypothetical question; why do I write these blogs? Is there a reason? The answers to those questions are pretty hard to figure out. But I just happen to be a smart cookie, so I will explain the answers to you in as much detail as possible. Im a nice guy, I really am. Now to the first question. Why do I write these blogs?....Well, I write these blogs so people can read them and comment on them and when people comment on them I read their comments thus completing the circle. Also I write these blogs so in the future I can come by and read them myself, therefore creating entertainment for myself, therefore once again, though confined to myself, completing another circle. As for the second Question: Is there a reason?... yes, yes there are reasons, but, once again im a smart cookie, I just was redundant to cement a point into my post. You might ask " you said none of those reasons concern you at all, you just made a reason for posting in your blog. What’s up with that?" if you weren’t going to ask that ,well, I hopefully stirred the thought up in your mind. The reason none of those reasons concern me but I can still find reasons to post in my blog is that; my subconscious "tells" me to do those things so i can be entertained and you cant question your subconscious, and nether can I. Im not sure if i finished writing yet but i probably should get to sleep. This post I am just going to copy and paste into my other blogs just in case someone only reads one of my blogs.mmm-kayy yeah drugs are bad mmmmmm-kaaaayyyyy

new blog......again?

2005-11-15T21:25:00.000-08:00

well this makes three. the new one is most likley going to be a more intellegent one and one that might make you think more(har-har(dont worry i dont get it ether(i wonder how many parenthisees i can put within the parenthisis(i guess this is enough(for a while))))) so here you go teh newwzist bloggie

2005-11-12T09:51:00.000-08:00

my ipod broke!!!!i blame it on thomass im gunna go return it and hopefully get a video ipod

ive got mojo!

2005-11-06T21:27:00.000-08:00

wow... i really need to post more often...there's just too much to cover between the inaugural and now...homecoming...football season...!!!... only 2 practices left; unless Mr Carson decides to move me up for playoffs*unlikely factor 5* so i need to pop someone during the next speedball game...:( i m gunna miss football season:(....enough of that. Poly!!!! i think the backfield didn't do as well as the line did or else i missed something(if i watch game-film tomorrow and i messed up abunch and my guy got a whole bunch of tackles im gunna edit this out)and the left side messed up abunch, other than that though i liked the poly game...Varsity poly game!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!LOL!!!! i sat on the poly bleachers just for the fun of it and i found out that apparently the poly in polytechnic does not include any knowledge of refereeing or other common sense. For example. when the whistle is blown dont automatically yell "bad call ref!! go back to Rio Hondo!!"...especially when the "call" was a time out...what a bunch of numb-sculls...dont get me wrong though i will give them credit...one of there sat scores will probably beat all of mine combined and im not stereotyping them as all complete sport knowledge neophytes just the two idiots sitting behind me...im sleepy so ill post more later....

inaugural!

2005-10-07T23:19:00.000-07:00

ok so i went to the inaugural with alyssa +10(im keeping score here...) we win the bowling contest in our group +5, because we won we get to drive +7...not getting to drive untill nightime -1, having to roller scate 0, eating dinner +3, dancing, +9, not knowing how to dance very well, -4, finding out you are switching cars +2(narf!), realizing that bryan wont let us drive his car -2, getting lost +2or-2 (you decide) going to jamba juice +2 -$6.00(just kidding i cdont care) realizing that it being so late at night jamba juice most likley slipped some "extra juice" into the tropical smoothie +4,not being able to stop laughing for no apparent reason,-2 going to the park at night +8, noticing a squeeky shoe and laughing without anyone knowing why,-1 telling someone and having someone to laugh with +2, sitting at the park chatting+4, inaugural being over -1,000,000 :( now-----drumroll----- the photos!

heh
ok there you go...nothing less than epic

Operation Inauguration

2005-09-11T13:08:00.000-07:00

well if your one of those people who likes to read stuff im sorry because i took pictures of stuff and now i will tell the story of me asking alyssa to the inaugural with a whole bunch of pictures...its pretty much exactly like my xanga,

i built a cake and my mom drove us to alyssas street and left us pretty far away from her house and cameron rode his bike to her house with me on the pegs carrying the cake, and i dropped it off at her house and knocked and ran behind a truck to see if she had gotten it yet and after i had made sure she got it we made a speedy getaway on camerons bike and heres the somewhat behind the scenes pics
cake:
me and cameron with cake:

I ♣ Baby Seals

2005-09-09T19:33:00.000-07:00

ahhh theres a game tommorow and i found just the band to listen to to relax... Between The Buried And me go ahead and check them out here there a pretty sweet band,anyway i lost the starting spot on d-line but oh well i start at right guard and center on special teams(ugh its really easy to mess up) anyway gtg kevinz is here

one question

2005-09-05T12:01:00.000-07:00

if a blog is written on the internet and no one reads it does it exist?

ugh...

2005-09-02T23:01:00.000-07:00

caca i just finished loading a whole crudload of stuff onto outlooks calander thinking that i could put it on my ipods calander kuz mypod uses outlook for the contacts and now im angered and i cant type coherently so ill come back later and edit this post

oops

2005-08-10T22:30:00.000-07:00

i was reading thruogh my blog when i realized i havent posted about getting my new ipod
so i will....i got an new ipod W0000000ttt!!1!!111!!!!1!!!!1!111111oneone!!!1!1!11!ninteen!!woooooooooooohhhhhhhhh11!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!111111!!!11!!!111111!1one!!!!111!!!!1111
ahh
itt will be awhile before i forget this day now for the pictures.........boy will there be a bunch the resolution looks better in person because you cnat see the pixels as well

2005-08-08T14:47:00.000-07:00

sometimes i wonder if cartoonists model comics after me..

Best buy Stinks!!!!!

2005-08-04T14:03:00.000-07:00

i have been on hold for a very,very,very,very,very,very long time now and its ticking me off!this is retardedim leaving and coming back
if its still ringing im going to ride my bike to city of industry and shoot evrey one in that store..i mean how hard is it to pick up a stupid phone!!!!!
and if its as annoying to me to listen to a phone ring for half an hour i thik they would just pick up the phone by now...im leaving.will be back

New Camo

2005-08-03T13:43:00.000-07:00

Well Lets See..Oh Yeah! i Saw the Twins From Mickey Owen that were in my cabin at an army/navy surplus store yesterday that was pretty sweet... i mean thinking that i met them in Missouri and the camo i bought looks sweetand i willl show you pics...whats my blog without pics huh?

Most Horrible Thing On the entire internet!!!

2005-07-28T16:25:00.000-07:00

i was searching google for something "trendy" and happened to find the most saddening thing on the internet...it was so horrable i had to cry...laughing, i found a..oh nevermind i will just show it to you (all two of the people that see this)if you want the link i will give it to you

Long Work Day!!!

2005-07-27T21:58:00.000-07:00

started work at 8:00 ended at 6:45 all day i was cutting down bamboo...trying not to throw up because of the nasty smelling plant (not the bamboo) or raking stuff into piles and putting them in trash bags..other work news. animals found while working-kittens ∞
turtles-1
native dogs-1
i now hate kittens...a little we heard a kitten meowing its head off so me and sam un stuck it...than it still wouldnt shut up...we gave it food& water...still kept yapping its head off...later on we hear another kitten-i scream at it...2 more appear(total of four kittens so far) i see another one pop its head out from outside the drier and later se another one in the (dan) davis's home..(six flipping loud kittens) mr lee starts using the weed whacker and they all magically dissapear...one hour later... mr lee has started using the weed whacker again and he stops and says"is that a real turtle" and picks it up, lo and behold its a real turtle.
meanwhile the davis's dog is watching us...
just an other day in the life of silas perez

Accomplishments of the day

2005-07-23T21:51:00.000-07:00

4:30 am- I wake up to find that I have lost circulation to the tip of my finger for hours and my fingernail is almost flat at the base, hurts so bad I cant fall asleep for an hour even with a couple pain medicine pills

8:55- I arrive at the work site
3:30- I leave
somewhere inbetween- I beat my mom in a turning out the light statement transfer...Mother:"are you done in the kitchen(referring to the lights)
son(me): no I still need to turn out the lights
9:51 pm-Start typing this

red tide !!!

2005-07-12T12:14:00.000-07:00

i went to the beach last night and i saw the red tide it looked pretty sweet..i got a picture but it isnt that great kuz the wave wasnt very big

sleep deprived

2005-07-09T22:40:00.000-07:00

i feel fine but when i talk no one can understand and i didnt know why btu when i type i can tell that i am sqrewing up so i wont torture whoever reads this with bad grammar no mores

Chantry FLATS!!?

2005-07-05T21:56:00.000-07:00

what on earth dude chantry flats is very misleading you would think it would be flat..wouldn't you...but guess what it aint!!!! curses my feet hurted anyway it was probably good for me all of these workouts from bill are going to make me buff...one would hope....anyway the fourth was sweetness we went to a neighbors bbq and ate the biggest patties in the world they were about 2 inches thick and really wide and later on that night i went down the street to watch and eventually set off some mortars that would set off car alarms a quarter of a mile away and other sweet stuff

ay-day at urbandictionary

2005-07-02T20:57:00.000-07:00

i added ay-day to the urban dictionary woot

2005-07-02T18:03:00.000-07:00

modded

2005-06-29T20:40:00.000-07:00

my modded lighter i can do this for you if you want mine was running out of gas it has a higher flame most of the time

evrey one is gone

2005-06-29T20:08:00.000-07:00

poop, thats all that i have to say about the next four weeks is poop, just a simple little palindrome, two pairs of letters, 9009 upside down, poop
Main Entry: 1poop
Pronunciation: 'püp
Function: noun
-very long summer ie. this is poop.

on an other note, i get to work out with bill lee, sam and alex (not that anyone cares) and coach with bryan (yes it has a y)

one octave higher, i went to hippiemart erm i mean trader joes and amazingly i was the most tan person there! i dont know how to get this across to you, i am white! i am the whitest perez since my mother! and i was more tanned than any one else it was like a michel jackson(spelling) convention they all bleached their skin! my eyes are recovering from when some lady walked by the raw fish filets and dissapeared!
anyway i went and got my ankles checked etc and sat around for a while, looking forward to workouts tommorow morning and i will post on how good it was.

woot!

2005-06-25T20:11:00.000-07:00

i scored big on my birthday dawg! im blingin it to the max !!!!!!!!!

i gots a haircut

2005-06-23T16:41:00.000-07:00

i gotsed a haircut reeely shorts an in a couple of days im gunna have a birthday an i hopes im gunna get some so i can buy some stuff an stuff so if you can read this get me something because i am cool

Graduation

2005-06-17T23:33:00.000-07:00

today...i saw a great sight, seniors converted to freshmen, and they liked it! it was kinda cool plus i went on a covert stalking mission...i should really be calling it shadowing because it sounds less creepy plus we had to find out if our target could tell if he could tell that while he was really stalking-stalking people he was being watched...he found out...and i got to find out i have no nice shirts that fit anymore... oh well i guess this incoherant jabbering nonsence that noone reads is getting pretty boring... lates

Umm BLog?

2005-06-16T00:37:00.000-07:00

yeah anyway i havent really posted anything worth while for a really long time but anyway whats the use of it if no one reads it... and i cant blame them ether for one thing anything i post about I most likley did with someone else other people or by myself in the first case, if you were not there to see what has been going on you most likly are not cool enough to be there yet cool enough to be one of the few lucky people to find me on a random blog search in the second scenario(curse my filthy backspace button) if you were there why on earth would you want to read the things that you already did,unless in some peoples cases you are a giddy blond that likes leaving comments, wich might even happen in the not so near future and probably last scenario something really cool happened to me and noone was there to see it well you see in that case i dont really feel like losing friends in the case that they will get jealous...oh wait theres no reason to get jealous orrrrrrrr due to my lack OF whatever i am lacking i forgot one this scenario it is that i maght have done something of somewhat importance and i dont really feel like telling you...it might bore you...to death...or you might kill me, for some evil thing i had done.
In other news, freshman year is over, kevinz is out of the hospital,summer started , i might pass all my classes with a C,my room is still messy,still no cure for cancer.

Ay Day

2005-06-09T20:45:00.000-07:00

ay-Day!!!!!!!!!!!! erm the thought of a day
"ask me about ay day! "
if you dont understand this its a holiday that i just made along with thomas
in the work of making lyrics
right now
this very moment
seriously
ay-day rocks dude
alt 12 magnet i feel it !

eek

2005-05-31T21:13:00.000-07:00

can someone please tell me why this is here no really im kinda scared

Battle Royal At Mount Kare, an Epic Tale

2005-05-28T23:20:00.000-07:00

One night in the mountains of wrightwood there was a cabin. In fact there were a whole bunch of cabins where the freshmen are underestamated in size and strategic powers and the upperclassmen think that they wouldn't attack.
After a few rounds of running into doors and tripping over random articles of clothing the junior class comes up with the brilliant idea to attack the freshmen cabin. they charged into the room attacking the innocent lower classmen and tearing them apart but when the freshmen came to their sences the battle really began. As john came running into the back end of the cabin to attack the disabled jeffrey Boyle he had no clue that there were many vicious freshmen ready to attack,unable to surpass the overwhelming power of the fighters the measly john wails "get offfffff me come on guys get offfffff" while at the same time another junior yells hey guys mr. hortons comeing! wich was an elabourate trick to evade the mighty power of the freshman class.
A few minutes passed by and a sole upperclassman walks into the freshman cabin to make fun of them and to temp them to fight on their home turf, their cabin. Due to the strategic genious of the freshman class because of watching too much of the history channel, they waited around 1.5 hours before invading the junior/senior cabin . the freshmen gathered into two waves of fighting masterminds and stealthily snuck into the cabin. after the last man was in a mighty war cry rang out into the air as the freshmen reaked havok onto the sleeping junors and seniors. as the fighting commenced alxeander the mediocre lifted bill out of the top bunk and flung him over the hanging lights to land on the ground in a complete daze. when the upper classmen awoke they sicked the mighty sam to demolish the freshmen troops when out of nowhere dustin throws sam out of a window* as the last of the freshmen leave the cabin the darren had already started coming up with lame excuses unto how the uperclassmen had won altoghether like "they were only in our room for 3 minutes" and much much more then later on the fighting died down and all that was left was to wait for breakfast

a highly biased reproduction of the freshmen Vs. battle by silas perez

* din not really happen the reality was that dustin was really slepping throught the whole thing and decided to brag about his valient efforts to the ladies in the morning.

light saber

2005-05-25T20:13:00.000-07:00

i saw star wars on friday but i didnt bother posting it and the picture is of me by those light pole thingies at the mall after i saw it ...i figured it would look cool on my phone and scince my fones camera resolution itsnt great it had a cool glow that looked exactly the same as an normal light saber

new book

2005-05-17T20:50:00.000-07:00

i got hitchhikers guide to the galaxy today...the book that is ... anyway looks the same as the old book so i am happy...i hate movies...they ruin books
poop.... i need a shower
silas= ☻to☺ now!

looking for a guitarrist

2005-05-16T21:51:00.000-07:00

anyone want to play guitar with me next year ...anyone *echoes*

Poop Times (don't read unless you are 100% immature!)

2005-05-08T10:26:00.000-07:00

The Poop Times™

LOCAL FECAL COUNT RISES!
THE LOCAL SEWAGE COMPANY RECORDS OVER 1,300 TONS OF FECES FLOWING THROUGH THE CITIES PLUMBING EACH AND EVERY YEAR! (THAT’S ENOUGH TO FILL UP THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING*)

FATHER OF FLATULENCE ARISES FROM EL MONTE.
LONG EL MONTE RESIDENT GORDAN FREEMAN SETS NEW RECORDS OF FARTATION! AN ESTIMATED 900CUBIC FEET THIS YEAR! (THAT’S ENOUGH METHANE TO KEEP YOUR STOVE ON (FULL “BLAST”) OVER NIGHT!)

SERIAL BED-WETTER APPREHENDED!
THE ANONYMOUS FLOODER FINDS A FEROCIOUS FINISH. SOME SCIENTISTS HAVE EXAMINED THE YOUNG MANS WEEK BLADDER AND HAS PROVEN THAT THE PROBLEM IS IN DRINKING TOO MUCH MILK! THE CAUSE IS THE DNA IN THE MILK MAKES HUMANS MORE “NATURAL” AND HAVE LESS “SELF CONTROL.”

TOILET OVERFLOWS IN THE BRONX! FLOODS MANY BUILDINGS!

JERRY B. JONES FLEES THE SCENE AFTER LEAVING ALL-AMERICAN-BARBICUE IN A “BIG WHEELS” TRICYCLE. HE IS DESCRIBED AS A SOUTHWEST ALBONIAN 5’6” 400LBS. LEAVES NO TRACKS. SHOE SIZE: 10.5.

ALLIGATOR FLATULENCE FOUND MOST DEADLY TO SIAMESE RABBITS.

IN CALIFORNIA A SINGLE SCIENTIST MASTERMIND FOUND THE LEADING CAUSE ON SIAMESE RABBIT DEATHS IN HIS BACK YARD; ALLIGATOR FLATULENCE.

CAUSE OF WEST NILE PINPOINTED TO THE OVERDOSAGE OF METHANE IN CHINCHILLAS!

WEST NILE STARTED WEST OF THE NILE IN A BEAN FACTORY WHERE THEY OWNED A CHINCHILLA! THE OVER FLATULATION IN THE BUILDING CAUSED METHANE TO BUBBLE IN THE FURRY ANIMAL’S BLOODSTREAM, HENCE THE DISEASE: WEST NILE.

alt+0164Here this is useless yet cool alt+0164

2005-05-07T22:35:00.000-07:00

okee if anyones wondering I moved this to its own blog space so I can work on it more profusely so heres the link! tadaaaaa

Well then

2005-05-07T20:51:00.000-07:00

Some how this weekend is going by in warp speed...just kidding yesterday and today have been one of the most slow weekends ever... except that one time wont the trip in the rv then the hospital...Wait nevermind I kinda slept through most of it because they shot me up with some of that goood stuff ye ole missuri gold they says *wink*wink* so this saturday might be up there on the bored out of your skull list mostly because of the fact that I didnt spend my whole day down at Kare and i didn't have to coach. Yesterday (friday) was very tiring for me possibly because i went swimming for a while than had to deal with 12 little 3rd graders (correct me if i am wrong(a's)) making sure they don't kill themselves or me...too late...

Now to business i am in desperate need of money in which i will be spending on a replacement screen for my ipoop and i will sell/do limited favors for loads of dough
and yes by the way i will take massive amounts of donaitons (and/or gold jewlry or owher assets of value that you wont care if its missing or wont notice its missing untill some strange 46 year old collecter in british columbia has in his possesion)
just email me at semtex13@gmail.com if you want me to get you anything that you want to buy or donate or face the other way when i steal it from you. ou also can contact me at school or in the back alley or in that tree over there... i might look like this: except more up in a tree-ish and scary-ish

2005-05-02T19:33:00.000-07:00

Ya man i went and saw hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and it was pretty cool... i liked marvin but now i want to see the old hitvhhikers guide to the galaxy again and read the books again
......

WEE!

2005-04-18T21:27:00.000-07:00

i gotta potty!

FLUSSSHHHHHHH!

ipod

2005-04-17T00:17:00.000-07:00

i might as well add a pic of my broken ipod hurrah!

liquor store robbery!

2005-04-15T21:56:00.000-07:00

poopoomonster

2005-04-15T21:47:00.000-07:00

full version of my avatar thingamagummer floppy claymation

2005-04-15T20:54:00.000-07:00

First Post...yay

2005-04-15T19:07:00.000-07:00

woo hoo